Okay, I'm working on a compilation, so here's a bit of a preview:
Video Gaming Halo (Microsoft XBox) “PENGUIN!!!” - Jonathan, said after each kill he made under the CPU name ‘Penguin’
“Hey look, it’s a Disco inferno!” - Shane, after he stuck a plasma grenade to Jonathan’s (CPU name ‘Disco’) head
“WRONG SEAT, ANDY!!!” - James, said after watching Andy die when he climbed in the passenger’s seat of the Warthog jeep instead of the driver’s seat
“It’s called a head shot, buddy.” -James, said to Brandon after he bad-mouthed him for making a kill in 3 shots from the pistol
Candidly Spoken Yamato137 (12:14:21 AM): well, we're both half asleep, confused, dazed, and otherwise unfit for conversation - isn't that just dandy - James
clumsy jennarama: or should i get a carnation or a rose? or something weird? clumsy jennarama: i don't knoooow clumsy jennarama: ahhh clumsy jennarama: im not good at being a girl! - Jenn
“Go to letter ‘D,’ guys. That’s ‘D’ like in DUMBASS.” - James
“I have resolved to cut down on swearing because if I slip, my girlfriend will hit me in the face with her purse.” - James
clumsy jennarama: kiss her damnit - Jenn
Sexual Innuendos (in bad taste) “Man, I’m really going to crank one out when I get home.” - Shane, senior skit
“He doesn’t want the buns, he just wants the meat.” - Brandon Mullins, said to Shane after the latter pulled the lunch meat out of the sandwich and ate it separately
“You have big boobs, Kim. Too bad you’re fat…” -Megan Loy
clumsyjennarama: hehe - i like molesting inatimate objects...jk
Chelsea: You’re not going to get anyone pregnant, are you Doyle? Doyle: Me?? No way! But, I don’t know about James over there… *wink* *wink*
Shane: Hey Hsiao, come here! I got something for you. James: If it’s a condom I’m going to punch you in the face.
“Your Freudian slip is showing; it’s lacy and pink.” - Greg
Sexual Innuendos (in good taste) “So I can say that you’re a hot one?” - James, said to Tara she said her fingers still tasted like hot sauce from eating chicken wings
“That’s a really cute outfit, Katherine. Now can you walk without falling down?” - James, said to Katherine Schmitt (clad in plaid miniskirt) during band practice
NiNjATiKiMaN: we like our women like we like our food :wink: NiNjATiKiMaN: well I guess not, katis polish...damn
Bloopers James: Man, will Whisler EVER shut up?? Maybe I should telescope his head into his spine… Noelle: If you did that, I’d kiss you if it weren’t so awkward.
James: I really like you, Katie, and I think you’re a beautiful girl. Katie: Thanks! Hey, I think you are, too… er, I mean… James: *smacks forehead*
“We should do more.” - Doyle, in a botched attempt to ask Katelynn Rancjik out on a date
We be Edumacated… “Welcome to polynomial Hell…” - James
“The Point value of a test is indirectly proportional to the amount of knowledge you possess on the subject.” - James
“Logical progression equals DNE!” - James
James: So the only solution is genocide? Alex Beldan: No man, SERFICIDE! - AP Euro
Okay, I'm working on a compilation, so here's a bit of a preview: