James: Let's go for the island so we don't get run over
Doyle: *Puzzled look* But where are the coconuts??

Doyle: Can I pick a fight?

James: If that would have been an island, you would have just smashed all the coconuts...

Rebekah K.: (to Nikita) Here, now you can meet Breanna's sexy Asian boyfriend

Nikita: I've never shaken hands before.
Breanna: There's a first time for everything.

Some random girl: I think she's really scary, like Breanna's boyfriend...
Doyle: YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!?!

Sam: Wouldn't it be sooo funny if that guy broke his leg??

Kim: Show them your mad Matrix skills!

James: Is it just me, or do we get stupider every time we drop by UHS?

Doyle and Hsiao: STOP!  IT'S HAMMER TIME!!!